Slang dossier
GOATED
Pronounced GOH-tid
Exceptionally good or among the greatest. It comes from GOAT, “greatest of all time,” and often expresses enthusiasm rather than a defensible historical ranking.
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In a sentence
How it sounds
Illustrative examples
- “That goalkeeper is goated.”
- “Bringing extra chargers was a goated move.”
Where teens use it
The habitat
Sports, gaming, music recommendations and exaggerated everyday compliments.
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What parents should know
Usually harmless praise. If a debate becomes hostile, ask what makes the person or performance impressive rather than arguing over a universal ranking. Popularity and skill are not identical.
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